Whispers

Someone you go to the bar with, who never shouts drinks

Don't bother inviting Whispers for a beer, he never shouts!

by Mitch Phillips September 6, 2006

Whisper

when someone has to go to the bathroom.

I gotta whisper! Be back!

by Elma May 16, 2005

dirt whisperer

Noun: A homosexual man who makes passes at another man through the use of social media with the intention of getting dirty.

That doctor must be a dirt whisperer with all the things he said about his landscaper on Facebook.

by MJ\/FB October 8, 2013

Stripper Whisperer

A guy who enjoys listening to the messed up stories of strippers as much as, if not more than watching them dance. He is like the amateur psychologist of the strip club community and always ends up in an extended conversation with the girls.

A skilled stripper whisperer will help his crew stay clear of any unnecessary drama, and pair up each of his boys with the correct dancer for their personal brand of crazy.

Next time you hit the strip club, bring my cousin. The guy's a straight up stripper whisperer. He'll have the deets on all the girls.

by K. Washington July 26, 2016

the whispering liz

She slowly crawls up your back and whispers “Fuck you John” then fucks Josh.

“Oh Shit! it’s the Whispering Liz!”

by Liezel mumu Domingouwuigrhjeai November 6, 2018

Poop-whisperer

One who speaks softly on the phone while using a public bathroom stall.

Deb is such a poop-whisperer.

by Five-high-guy September 11, 2015

Honkey Whisperer

This is that one black person we all know, that is loved by all honkeys. These token bad asses can say or do almost anything and honkeys will find it amusing. You will always see at least one honkey whisperer in every large gathering of honkeys. These one of a kind wizards cast a charm that weakens the honkeys racial inhibitions. You may even see a honkey whisperer get invited to the white house! Even if they are a hardened criminal! They are magical to watch and sure to never dissappoint a honkey because one day that honkey might adopt them. ❤

There have been many famous Honkey Whisperer's over the years. A few to name would be Richard (catch yourself on fire) Pryor, Kevin (Pickaninny) Hart, Chris (you got knocked the fuck out man) Tucker, Oprah (the richest black woman in the world) Winfrey, Samuel (snakes on a plane) L. Jackson, Dave (I'm too black to be this Rich)Chapelle, Barack (Michelle's Bitch) Obama, Sammy (reverse reincarnation with kevin hart)Davis Jr., Colin (The HNIC) Powell, NWA (with ice cube and Dr dre) and many more!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016