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whiskey dick

when u get fucked up at a party then go to fuck ya girl, you can supposovly fuck the shit out of her in your eyes, but in reality or the girls eyes its the shittiest fuck immagionable.
last night i gave her long and hard and shitty drunk whiskey dick.
by Kasper December 1, 2004
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whiskey dick

An insane corn lobbyist who is twisting the arm of Government to put Ethanol in my Gasoline. Knowing that:
1. Ethanol consumes more energy to produce than it creates when burned. (pumping oil out of the ground, river water or wind through a turbine etc. produce energy - running a moon shine still consumes energy)
2. Reduces gas mileage by 30% when gasoline is polluted with 10% ethanol. Do the math - we are burning more petroleum not less!
3. Raises the cost of food by forcing up the price of corn.
4. Increases government spending. The government provides subsidy for gasoline with ethanol to make the consumer price close to real gasoline. $.51 cents of every gallon of 10% ethanol is coming from you the tax payer.
That whiskey dick is destroying our economy just to sell more corn no matter the consequences.

That whiskey dick should be shot!

I wonder what that whiskey dick's bonus was this year?
by Dave W1 August 10, 2007
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whiskey-dicking

Not to be confused with "whiskey dick"

Whiskey dicking: When you have a hard on that lasts for hours without ejactualating.
"My God baby have you still not came yet?!?!"

"No baby, I'm whiskey-dicking !
by Hwoody March 7, 2016
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whiskey-dick

Occurs after a night of heavy drinking when a male cannot feel his penis during sexual activity resulting in long periods of sex, sometimes so long the penis goes limp.
I had sex for 3 hours the other night when I was hammered but nothing happened because I had whiskey-dick and couldn't feel anything.
by bamf!crew November 27, 2007
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Whiskey Dick

A condition where a man cannot get fully erect or stay fully erect because of alcohol intoxication. What makes Whiskey Dick different from other forms of erectile dysfunction is the extreme desire to keep trying to have sex and penetrate the vagina, even when the woman gets up and puts her clothes back on. The male will still dry hump and beg even when the penis is so limp it is like throwing a cocktail frank in a canyon.
Sara: Why won't you go out with Rob again?
Ella: Because he had Whiskey Dick and kept trying to dry hump me as I was leaving. It was so awkward.
by BombACat July 18, 2010
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Whiskey Dick

1 - A gentleman has too much to drink and has trouble getting an erection at the lady's request and instead just falls asleep.

2 - A gentleman drinks some, but not too much. The erection arrives to the lady's delight and lasts much longer than normal. If gentleman doesn't cum during the exchange its ok. Blue Balls don't exist for this situation.
1 - "That whiskey dick just passed out on top of me, what an asshole!"

2 - "That whiskey dick is lasting forever!! What a gentleman."
by leche cristo May 15, 2009
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Whiskey Dick

A state of erectile dysfunction (synonymous with Whiskey Clit), which is induced by a mass consumption of alcohol, usually forms of whiskey. It exists in three recognizable states, and can often have other degrees of effect depending on the individual.

Stage 1: Delayed Orgasm(s) (with sex/masturbation lasting hours.)

Stage 2: No Orgasm(s).

Stage 3: Erection Not Possible.
Dennis, suffering from whiskey dick, found it impossible to please Jane for the night.
by Spingo July 20, 2012
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