You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa

When someone has done something highly embarassing, but it is equally as hilarious. Has its origins in the British tv show, "I'm Alan Partridge".

A: Hey, John just ran into that big pole over there!
B: You've gotta laugh when you fall off your sofa!

by cubey4000_the next generation November 19, 2006

What’s your go to grub when you’re gassin off the grizzy

Your go-to place to eat when you're high.

Specifically after an Apex Legends game.

edwaahd: "Yo lou what’s your go to grub when you’re gassin off the grizzy?"
lou: "Mhmmm"

by ShugaNips July 1, 2023

when you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder

Slang. Adjective. Whenever you’re driving too fast just like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

Look at that accident! Yeah I see. What caused it? When you drive like lightning you’re going to crash like thunder. It’s going to be very sudden and violent.

by B-rizzle July 17, 2020

when you're gay

say this to your friends or in a conversation if you have nothing to say

friend: *walking with you and saying nothing*

me: "when you're gay"

by umm_ello November 7, 2019

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by gawk gawk gremlin super nigga April 29, 2022

why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. November 26, 2025