The Whether

a dope job app that helps you plan ahead. The Whether personalizes your career discovery process, especially in St. Louis and Chicago areas. It will save you from that inevitable sense of dread at family gatherings when you hear the questions "what is your major now?" "do you have a job yet?"

Mom: Do you finally have an idea of what you're doing this summer???

You: Yeah Mom, I check The Whether.

by Freckled Puma July 12, 2017

weechee weechee

n. Fucking someone in the ear so that your penis goes in one ear and comes out the other.

sound. the noise made by screwing someone in the ear

1)Shut the fuck up or I'll give you a weechee weechee

2)*sound*Weechee weechee, Weechee weechee, Weechee weechee, WACHOOOO!

by a_huntley_alum October 5, 2004

whether weather

What you base a plan of action on concerning the weather.

She said she would go on the hayride tomorrow depending on the whether weather.

by Someonefromearth October 17, 2009

whether

Pronoun

Boy:how do you spell whether?
Girl:which one
Boy:u know the one that is used to say stuff like "you WILL do this whether you like it or not"

Girl:oh W -E -T -H -E -R

by Jack septic pliers March 13, 2018

whether music

music that plays whether you want it to or not. typically heard at a super market, clubs, and even some bars.

alan:what is this crap we're listening to?
rick:whether music.
alan:whether music?
rick:yeah. it plays whether or not we want it to.
alan: what a gay DJ.

by Tyrone Whitman October 17, 2007

whacheva

A fun-to-say, gangsta slang-word meaning either "whatever", "whichever", or a combination of the two.

Rupert: "Emanuel, what would you like to do, take it in the ass or take it in the ear?"

Emanuel: "Whacheva."

by Markew September 29, 2005

wheyheydays

Noun, usually in plural form. Wheyheydays are the days in a person's life immediately proceeding the arrival of offspring.

I remember when we were in our wheyheydays, then we got careless and it all ended with the arrival of the baby.

by Stuart Concannon March 5, 2005