Internet Whaling

v;The Act of seaching, desperately, for women online, usually for pseudo sex or cyber sex. Nerds, Geeks, Fatties, Pedos, and Artia are the usual practitioners of this depraved activity.

"Is that dumbass pedo, Artia, still internet whaling on LS?"
"Yea!MAN THE HARPOONS! His e-girls cometh! D:"

by HighWinder May 4, 2008

Land Whaling

When you fuck a big women on the beach

"I went to the beach yesterday and caught a nigga land whaling."

by DoveSoap January 23, 2015

thirteen whaling

Doing something with someone whose number you got off the beach.

Hey, want to go out for some thirteen whaling tonight?

by mormanman2232 November 8, 2010

wailing on guitars

1. Makeing the gutiar sing like the woman you just had sex with
2. Totally rocking out

Dude you sounded awesome in that set you were really wailing on guitars.

by penguin7 June 29, 2006

Whaling

when a man uses his weiner as a harpoon to impale an obese woman

John's into whaling these days, looks for targets at Weight Watchers meetings.

by DJAD May 24, 2007

Whaline

a word that you call someone who is annoying as crap, looks lke a whale and always whines and complains
this person thinks she knows everything and acts like a know it all
she is fat and is just a waste of space
a nickname for whaline can be whalie 2!

Caroline: ooo miiii gooooshhhhh uhhh i'm sooooo fat.... uhhhh i don't hve n e moneyyy...... uhhhhhh mi lokkkr iz soooo stupiddd
Tanner: ooo shut up whaline no 1 lkes u

Caroline: heyyyyyyy
Mandy: hey whaliee
Caroline: what....
Mandy: ooo nuthinnn just inside joke
Caroline: ooo yea i know
Mandy: ummm not really....
Caroline: oo no i get it......
Mandy: GOSH whaline shut the frik up u fatso

by ticklemeblu July 17, 2011

Whaling Up

The morning after a night out, you roll over, and see the whale you brought home last night. Variant of the phrase 'waking up'

Tylor's gonna be whaling up tomorrow morning if he takes her home!

by dijondude February 19, 2015