Tits in the wringer

The act of getting all upset

Before you get your tits in the wringer,just listen to ehat i have to say.

by C.R. DUMAS October 6, 2005

Michael Wenninger

The chosen one, a fusion of 2 beings, one of good, with the power of creation, and one of bad, with the power of destruction. His right hand is corrupted, and according to the prophecy foretold by the dark shadows that dwell in the light, he will make a decision that will lead the world into chaos or peace. His power to create is only defined by his will, and his determination will show through once he truly understands his power. He has many talents, such as dimensional travel using his scissors, chidori, the ability to conjure a lance from his gem, the understanding of a town in Oregon with many mysteries, the science of alchemy, and the power to absorb souls.

Don't fight against Michael Wenninger, he's got powers. Like crazy extreme guy powers.

by TehChosinJuan February 13, 2018

Willinger

A moment when you are unsure whether the other person is waiting for you to make a move on them or in fact just feel incredibly awkward. Typically used as a transitive verb or noun.

After five minutes of Willinger, I finally decided to cop a feel.

It wasn't worth willingering the situation. I decided simply to go home.

by yousawmethen October 3, 2009

wringer stinger

When an adult wrings out their depend adult diaper over your head, causing urine to get in your eyes, making them burn and irritated.

Lisa gave Brian a wringer stinger for bring on her lawn again.

"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!

by davedore September 19, 2014

wringer stinger

When an adult wrings out their depend adult diaper over your head, causing urine to get in your eyes, making them burn and irritated.

Lisa gave Brian a wringer stinger for bring on her lawn again.

"I told you damn kids to stay off my lawn!" HawhawhawhaaAA!

by davedore September 19, 2014

[webslinger]

webslinger the art of ejaculating in one's hand then throwing in a female's face in the style of spiderman.

hey tony i threw a webslinger at your wife last night.

by BoWsEr / NiCk January 16, 2009

tit in a wringer

upset; pissed off

Usage note: Can be applied to either sex, manboobs not withstanding.

annoyance ranking:
* pissed off
* tit in a wringer
* pissy
* ticked off
* undies in a bundle
* bent out of shape
* peaved
* miffed (agitated and fey)

Rush: It really gets my tit in a wringer when feminazis claim that date rape accounts for over 75% of all sexual assault.

by mandingoe October 10, 2005