weedtarded

A temporary but profoundly altered state of consciousness achieved through the ingestion of special medicinal herbs.

What a rough day. Time to get weedtarded and chill out.

by Weedtarded February 13, 2009

WeedTard

Someone that is retarded about weed.

Kyle is such a WeedTard

by Microsoft Freek/Sony Fanboy Killer January 15, 2006

weedwhacker

1: gardening tool used to cut grass in out-of-the-way areas
2: spinoff of "Cops" where policemen beat people up for smoking pot

1: Use the weedwhacker around the tree
2: The weedwhackers shall now confiscate your drugs

by The Neiler June 8, 2003

weedwhacker

A cosmetician who removes pubic hair and/or trims and shapes it as requested by the client.

As she lounged on the beach, Laura realized, to her horror, that she had forgotten to see her weedwhacker, and had clumps of hair escaping from her bikini bottoms.

by Makooka December 20, 2010

weedtard

One who has achieved a temporary, but profound state of altered consciousness by ingesting special medicinal herbs.

Oh man, thanks for the buzz. My head is parked at weedtard and I'm stress free.

by Weedtarded February 13, 2009

Weedaholic

Someone who constantly consumes marijuana.

Jimmy doesn't do anything anymore but smoke his bong. I think he is becoming a weedaholic.

by EWheezy June 6, 2013

Weedhor

Greatest infamous band of all time. wrote songs such as "stiff shit his pants" "DUI's are the shit" and "Evan got raped..again"

Valter: dude weedhor fuckin rocked lastnight
Pecker: you aint tellin me shit i wish i was as great as just a hair off weedhors nutsack
Valter: word

by 6lbsSoft April 20, 2009