wedge

A fat Cunt. Selfish. Often an only child.

Fuck off Wedge
Don't be like Wedge

by GOD November 11, 2006

wedge

A single sheet of toilet paper folded twice, then while your still on the can and your anus is still flexed out, you place the paper(using your middle finger)at your asshole. As you stand your paper will get sucked up and stay there to prevent soil all day, or at least till full.

To prevent chaffing, use a wedge.

by your mom inc July 29, 2006

wedge

A high heeled platform shoe

No, you can't borrow my wedges

by Bridgette March 4, 2004

wedge

Alternate term for wedgie

When I was younger, my big brother used to give me a killer wedge every day. I hate that bastard.

by Nacho Dan June 15, 2004

wedge

Luke Skywalker's mate from Star Wars, unlike most of the other Pilots he doesn't make the mistake of saying "I could take on the whole Empire myself" which guarantees a sudden death by Imperial laser cannon about 5 minutes later. Managed to survive the Death Star trench and the Hoth Battle, and the second Death Star attack. His full name is Wedge Antilles, which sounds like Mexican food. Also, he is a fat cunt and it's a wonder he ever managed to "Wedge" himself into the cockpit of his fighter.

"Wedge, tighten the straps and we'll hoist you out of the cockpit with a forklift. Hey - who ate all the space pies?!"

by justplainevil June 13, 2004

wedge

In which a lurker inserts himself into a group by forcefully squeezing between two people and then not contrubuting to the conversation.

Jake: Hows it going man?
Steve: Pretty good.
(Sebastien wedges himself in between)
Jake: ......um hey
Seb: (no response)
Steve: Wow, lurk hard

by SPX Represent December 19, 2010

wedge

the legendary leader (along with scoop) of the ancient clan Clamdigger

dude, you see that shot? i swear it was from wedge himself

by annonamous April 14, 2003