wazoo

your ass
havent you seen over the hedge

look at that girl's wazoo. OR
shit came out of my wazoo.

by JennyJacksoff December 27, 2007

wazoo

The Wazoo is an animal park in Perth (Short for Western Australia Zoo), which has become so unpopular due to it's poor treatment of animals, that the park has in many means become synonym with shit and arse, as it is some of the worst profanities known to Australians.

Famous mascots; Peter the paraplegic platypus, Ike the inbred iguana and Casper the rotting kangaroo corpse in front of the entrance.

The zoo is also known for it's inbred hairy dogs, the Shit Zoo dogs (Australian spelling: Shih Tzu)

Amazing how she pulled that dingo out of the wazoo

by Dingowarrior October 18, 2016

Waloopy

Used to describe something or somebody thats weird.

Guy1: You see that dude over there?

Guy2: Yeah, he looks really waloopy.

by LuckyShot1 April 9, 2021

wazoo

The wazoo is a domain a theoretical place in which all human beings reside. Your position relative to the wazoo has a strong correlation to the number of hair follicles on one's head. For example "out the wazoo" is equivalent to 0 hair follicles, hence meaning you are bald.

Alex: "Did you see Byron's quiz the other day"
Tyler: "Bruh that was saif"
Michael: "I got a 3, I'm out the wazoo"

by ShadowHunter1112312312313 May 1, 2022

Cracked out the wazoo

To be excessively cracked out. To be in an extreme state of being cracked out. Usually results from premature birth and/or drinking heavily the night before.

Cristina: "I wanna make babies."
Justin: "Yo, you are seriously cracked out the wazoo."

by J. Smith April 7, 2006

Wazoo

Pacific Northwest slang for Washington State University. Origin can be linked to the school's reputation of being a party college.

I unfortunately attended Wazoo for my undergrad.

by Sloppy Peas May 1, 2005

wazoo

A self-important person of very little consequence: see esp. the Frank Zappa album "The Grand Wazoo" and the song titled "Cosmik Debris" (I think that spelling is correct).

"... with the oil of Aphrodite
and the dust of the Grand Wazoo
he said,
"you may not believe this, little fella,
but it'll cure your asthma, too!"
-Frank Zappa, from "Cosmik Debris"

by Peter GB October 9, 2007