waterpark temperature

when trying to get a substance, typically water, to the desired temperature but instead fail to do so resulting in the temperature being both too cold and too hot, like the temperature of water at most waterparks

Bro: "Dude, this morning, the friggin shower was stuck at waterpark temperature for like 15 minutes"
Dude: "Bro that sucks"

by Turn.Up.Alex November 27, 2018

waterpark-worthy

A term that refers to a hot summer day - in other words, the type of weather that makes one want to go to the waterpark.

(Checks the weather forecast)

Let's see, sunny, high of 95...looks pretty waterpark-worthy to me! I'll make sure to bring my swimsuit to work so I can head up to the waterpark right after I get off work for the day.

by Davidfreesefan23 May 21, 2019

waterpark season

A term for summer, because waterparks are the best thing about that time of year!

I'm so excited for waterpark season!

by Davidfreesefan23 September 2, 2020

Russian Waterpark

When the male jizzez in the air while the female gets drenched and makeing cumangles on the floor.

last night was like a russian waterpark.

that sprinkler felt like a russian waterpark.

by TheRandomGuy921 November 11, 2011

Indoor Waterpark

When a large group of males assault an individual by urinating on them whilist they are sleeping.

Hey Kelton, Luke didn't want to play uno, so when he falls asleep, let's give him an indoor Waterpark.

by Dolly's Wood July 1, 2022

waterpark

A place that people go for entertainment involving water slides, pools, and other water-related activities. They are visited most prominently in the summer, but there are also indoor waterparks for year-round use. The largest waterpark in the United States is called Noah's Ark and is found in Wisconsin Dells, popularly known as the "waterpark capital of the world".

Person 1: I'm hot as hell, let's go to the waterpark.
Person 2: It's January...

by Nick Nack December 12, 2008

Turns on the waterworks

When someone over exaggerates the feelings like the damn has been turns on and the village is gonna get destroyed. Emotionally.

Your mom was a whiny bitch who turns on the waterworks every time things got rough.

by Tarlenanmaga June 28, 2020