Watcha Watering 

What are you peeing on?

Person 1: Watcha watering?
Person 2: Oh, just some flowers!

Watcha Watering by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap June 12, 2021

watering the goats

1. A random out of context excuse given to get away from someone as fast as possible,

2. Jerking it to softcore Polish pornography
3. A combination of both above definitions.

"Timmy, Go do your homework!!!"---"No Mom, I'm watering the goats!!"

"Hey dude, wanna come hang out with us?"
-"Nah i got some stuff to do"
"like what?"
-"Err.. I gotta go water the goats"

watering the goats by damnitfred August 23, 2010

watergate 

v., transitive

Taping over a door latch to prevent the door from locking. This verb is named in honor of the Watergate scandal, where this behavior was exhibited.

Who Watergated the doors?

watergate by Moggraider April 5, 2008

watering the plants 

pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.

'gee i am so sore from so much action!'
'pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you'

watering the plants by jajamoneralover September 26, 2008

watercanning 

The art of drinking mixed shots strait out of a watering can.
A fun new way to mix and drink shots in a way that the liquor smoothly pours out of a watering can.

Lets hurry up and add these flavorful liquors to the watering can so we can do some hardcore watercanning.

When I get there, we can partake in some watercanning.

watercanning by Matt n DBone September 29, 2010

waterfan 

a person who is a fan of water. A person who enjoys the many qualities that water provides. Someone who enjoys two hydrogen molecules and one oxygen molecule combined.

Jon is a waterfan.

waterfan by charlesma November 20, 2010

watering the soil 

When one party, normally male, urinates into his partners anus.

Joe pulled out of Luke and urinated into his butthole as he screamed "IM WATERING THE SOIL"

watering the soil by GaydanWanks May 11, 2016