Asteroid

Any vehicle, especially on the Interstate, driving ten or more miles an hour under the speed limit. See also asteroid field.

All these asteroids puttering down the road are killing me.

by Whitebred April 3, 2004

wasteoid

a great term used by anny and i, referring to the awesome movie "the breakfast club".
heck yes
means a pothead basically

"yo wasteoid, you aint gonna blaze up in here"

by broken knee November 2, 2006

barbarian asteroid

The act of 2 beings mating analy and the giver pulls out, and while the takers anus is still gaping, the taker BMs into the givers anus.

Sandy got a barbarian asteroid from Ronald yesturday, it was wide.

by nicklights December 13, 2007

asteroid poop

When taking a poop, the poop "breaks up" on "reentry" and leaves a notable splash for every chunk.

"Dude I had a total asteroid poop back there. I had to wipe my ass four times to get all of the water off."

by Blood_Sweat_'n_Tears March 8, 2014

LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV

The greatest baseball player of all time at 12 years old. He has a sad, incurable disease where anytime he makes contact with the the ball it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey. He broke the home run record 18 games into his rookie season.

Holy sh**, LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just won his 4th world series ring at 12 years old

by lightsout1742 October 30, 2023

Asteroid Armor

A unique and fully operational impact protection kit (a hardhat). As a bonus, the cheap plastic is designed to melt away in post impact heat preventing you from having to remove the armor manually.

Dude - is that a huge asteroid coming through the atmosphere? Holy crap it is! Put on this Asteroid Armor!

by Jimmy Geddon Gear February 1, 2009

--Hoth Asteroid Field--

Located in the Hoth system is a chaotic asteroid field filled with dangerous swarms of colliding rocks. Stray bodies from the field get caught in Hoth's gravity well, and enter the ice planet's atmosphere, becoming meteorites.

If the threat of being crushed by massive asteroids is not enough to deter the most foolhardy pilot, the asteroid field is also home to dangerous lifeforms. At least one unbelievably huge space slug has made a home out of one of the larger asteroids. The field is infested by mynocks, leathery-winged energy parasites that attach themselves to passing ships and then chew on the power cables.

The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1. Han Solo, never being too concerned with the odds, recklessly plunged the Millennium Falcon into the field to escape Imperial pursuit after the Battle of Hoth.

Related: --Hoth-- --Space Slug--

by Official_SW Definitions_ December 5, 2004