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Wisconsin Wash Cloth

You take a slightly warm moist sock and jizz in it. Then slap your spouse or anyone in the face with it.
The wife was being a twat about my drinking, so I gave her a Wisconsin Wash Cloth and she calmed the fuck down
by TwoFlushPoo November 8, 2019
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Washclothing

A sexual act, when one uses their partners face as a "washcloth" to wipe ones ass. Usually done in a vigorous manner.
Christian: "I asked her to sit on my face last night, she started washclothing me instead."

Josh: "How was that?"

Christian: "Oh I loved it! So much better!!"
by ImThatGuyOkay October 15, 2012
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Meat Washcloths

A textured low-hanging labia usually colored maroon too dark purple. Similar to beef curtains or meaty Folds standing alone with its ribbed linty medium shag feel.
The origin of this adjective came from its predecessors such as beefy Folds meat curtains and wizard sleeves. It is rumored to be the most powerful in the group due to the texture alone causing severe trauma and PTSD in any man or woman that has first-hand encountered them.
Please tuck your meat washcloths this is a yoga class.
It is basic hygiene to ring out your meat washcloths otherwise they will grow musty and dank.
by Walter Stockinlube October 8, 2017
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ashcloth

A combination of "washcloth" and "ass".

1.The washcloth used exclusively for washing one's ass.

2. A somewhat shitty washcloth given to a girlfriend to dry her tears after slashing her hopes of ever getting married.
1. I accidentally got pink eye when I mistakenly dried my face with my ashcloth.
2. I exacted revenge on my ex-boyfriend by breaking a pint glass and embedding the shards into his ashcloth.
3. The food at Olive Garden tastes like a two month old ashcloth.
4. my dominatrix spanks me whilst I suck on her ashcloth.
by OneDuk April 18, 2014
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twashcloth

A washcloth used to clean the crotch, especially when used by a woman after sex to wipe the twat, hence twashcloth
Dude I took a shower in the morning before I left and accidentally used her twashcloth! So fucking gross.
by xraecat November 30, 2014
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