washboard

a board you wash stuff on.

I wash my clothes on a washboard.

by JOHNSON II October 16, 2003

washboard

Where's me washboard?

Where's me washboard? How queer!

by 55555555 December 25, 2004

Wooster Washboard

It's when a girl (or a guy) is riding you with her front facing you and you start poopin in your hands secretly. Then you take the poop and you rub it up and down the girl's back like a washboard.

John drew a smiley face after giving Jeff a Wooster Washboard.

by Kirk Johnson September 7, 2006

Washboard

Someone who has a very dry personality

"He has a washboard personality"

by Genius Accountant May 7, 2019

washboard

a variation of scratching your testicles, where you grab the the bottom of your sac and stretch it downwards while scratching in an up and down motion with the other hand

the pinch and roll didn't get rid of my itch so i had to do the washboard

by 666_tower May 3, 2009

Washboard Chub

A type of boner you get from driving down rough, unpaved roads, where the vibration of the vehicle causes you to get hard without anything sexy happening.

"Are we almost to the gun range?!"

"I hope so man, i gots MAD washboard chubbery going on right now, no homo..."

by Godberd November 19, 2019

Washboard

v.
a cover-up term for having sex

Steve: dude what happened last night

Tim: dude i washboarded this girl so hard in the bathroom
Steve: sweet call next time so we can washboard her

Taylor: this guy tried to washboard me last night but his penis was too small
Kelly: aww that sucks

Anna: why are breathing heavy
Jake: im washboarding this girl

by WashboardedChick April 12, 2011