Waldorf School

Weird. Just plain weird. If you attend one, you know.

Waldorf schools are weird

by cheese monger lady August 5, 2020

Waldorf Schools

Waldorf Schools are a type of school popular in Europe and North America. Waldorf Schools are descended from the original Waldorf school in Germany, founded in the late 1800s by a racist German man named Rudolf Steiner. They closely resemble a cult, banning electronics from school grounds, celebrating obscure pagan festivals such as Michaelmas, banning candy and other sugary treats from school grounds and serving only organic meals to the kids. Many don't have a science class, while almost all have knitting, woodwork, Latin, chorus and orchestra as mandatory classes. They tend to be christian and conservative.

"Bro, she went to a Waldorf Schools?"
"Yeah, that's probably why she growls at people when she's mad."

by luckycharmsofficial November 28, 2018

Waldorf School

Waldorf is 'officially' a private school situated in the town of Mt Barker, SA. unofficially it is a cult dedicated to Anthroposophy and is also home to the largest collection of hippies in the southern hemisphere. Aside from the daily rituals involving bongs and peacepipes, students also spend their time hugging trees and learning how to dye tshirts into all the colours of the rainbow.
Waldorf is the only hole in South Australia deeper than the Murraylands Christian College.

Child walking in the street with his mother when a Waldorf student walks past;
Child: Mommy who is that man with the pretty shirt and no shoes?
Mother: Don't worry, it's only a kid from that Waldorf school.

by The Doctor From Gallifrey May 17, 2012

waldorf court

A place where reality is barred at all costs. Sort of like some kind of twilight zone. The girls here are hot.

People who live in Waldorf Court can be found saying things like:

Cait: Most boys just want to be friends and not get into my pants.

Syd: We don't NEED to leave the court...everything outside the court is evil.

by Joey Temprile November 23, 2007

Waldorf Birthmark

A term used to define a tattoo that a girl gets on the small of her back. Maryland regional variant of the Tramp Stamp.

Also known as a Dundalk Birthmark

That girl over there has a Waldorf Birthmark,she might as well say she's putting out.

by Hunter Keeler May 7, 2008

Waldorf, MD

Legend has it that Waldorf is the capital of all SMIBs (southern Maryland In-Breds). Basically a place you drive through to get somewhere else, Waldorf is essentially the Hampton VA. of Maryland.

Too many fuckin' SMIBs in Waldorf, MD

by sporksamurai August 11, 2010

waldorf worldwide

The best good charlotte song ever. fuck teenies they suck ass

"waldorf,naptown,worldwide,WHAT"

by minor_threat_rawk July 31, 2003