air waitress

a dysphemism (ie. a burn) of 'stewardess' or 'flight attendant'

that air waitress gave me a humming BJ in the airplane's bathroom. That's first class for ya...

by penguinpie May 24, 2007

watless

Stupid, has no common sense

That boy is so watless

by louizas November 8, 2007

Waitress

A woman most likely to fart on your cake if you abuse her or don't tip her well.

Lizzy the waitress farted on my cake after I pinched her bum.

by Shayla McArthur July 13, 2011

Penny Waitress

1. Cheep floozy
2. Inexpensive harlot
3. A dime store whore

That girl on the street corner is a penny waitress

by Twisted Loonies September 29, 2008

Waitress

Someone who would fart in your food (or possibly piss or spit) if you don't treat them right.

Waitress Lisa Wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.

by Donna Louisa July 14, 2011

Upsidedown Chinese Waitress

a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them.

Brandie likes it like an upsidedown chinese waitress.....

by Mr.doitright June 15, 2009

Baby waitress

A waitress that smokes a lot of cigarettes and serves mostly scotch on the rocks. She has dwindling self confidence and a lot of sex.

Hi, my name's Courtney. I'll be your baby waitress for the night.

or

Make it a double, baby waitress.

by Courtneyfats June 27, 2010