Waitress

Someone who would fart in your food (or possibly piss or spit) if you don't treat them right.

Waitress Lisa Wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.

by Donna Louisa July 14, 2011

Upsidedown Chinese Waitress

a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them.

Brandie likes it like an upsidedown chinese waitress.....

by Mr.doitright June 15, 2009

Baby waitress

A waitress that smokes a lot of cigarettes and serves mostly scotch on the rocks. She has dwindling self confidence and a lot of sex.

Hi, my name's Courtney. I'll be your baby waitress for the night.

or

Make it a double, baby waitress.

by Courtneyfats June 27, 2010

pay the waitress

A euphemism meaning sexual intercourse. Giving her the tip.

Doug: Hey dude, wanna hang?
Rob: I'm with the girlfriend about to pay the waitress. Gimme thirty minutes.

by wr36 February 6, 2014

cocktail waitress

a woman that works HARD for her money, dealing with drunk horny men.

"There once was a tale of a cocktail waitress... who loves cock in her tail and she won't debate this"

by sheeneez August 16, 2008

I'm Not Really A Waitress

The specific color of red nail polish that is used in countless old movies and commercials for it's sheer mass appeal. Women then go out and try to imitate the looks and mannerisms of these silver screen stars, right down to their flawless red polish. It is now for sale by the company OPI in their spring collection.

Woman 1 - "That (I'm Not Really A Waitress) nail polish is soooooo gorgeous, i like have to get some so i can look just like Raquel Welch!"

Woman 2 - "You couldn't look like Raquel Welch even if you got liposuction and 100 facelifts."

by winona September 6, 2005

Waitress

A woman whose job is to serve customers at their tables in a restaurant.

Your waitress will come by shortly to take your order.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020