1st friend: Yo this show is crazy man!
2nd friend: dude the tv has been off for the last hour.
3rd friend: I think that nigga be watching cartoons.
2nd friend: dude the tv has been off for the last hour.
3rd friend: I think that nigga be watching cartoons.
by Killan Fleebags November 22, 2011
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*Ken knocks on Guy's door*
Ken: "What are you doing in there, man?"
Guy: "Oh, shit I was just uhh ... watching The Cleveland Show ..."
Ken: "What are you doing in there, man?"
Guy: "Oh, shit I was just uhh ... watching The Cleveland Show ..."
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In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.
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Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)
Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)
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Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
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A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.
But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.
By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.
But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.
By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet
Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon
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