Good sir, may I have directions to the steampunk ball? No, but I can point you to the victorigoth ball. By the way, nice shoes poser, did you buy them from the 19th century Hot Topic?
Vittoria is the Italian word for victory. It is also a town in the Sicilian province of Ragusa.
More importantly, it's the last name of a super sexy Italian man with sick guitar skills, magic fingers and badass tendencies. Vittorias are funny like Seinfeld, charming like Gilgamesh, quick like Totti, powerful like Alexander the Great...
"Joe Vittoria, you're one hot Italian dude. Let's make out."