Visiting Vince

It is an alibi to going to the strip club and a code word among men. Anyone can tell their wife or mother I'm going to hang with cousin Vince and not get scolded.

Kip: Want to follow me to softball?
Howie: Can't man I'm visiting vince.
Kip: how do you get money for that?
Howie: I go to the place off Overland
Kip: That place is so dirty and cheap its like the Pojo's of all strip club.
Howie: Ya Vince just likes the nickle slots

by Aj sucks Edward Cullens Dick July 3, 2010

Visiting the neighbor

when your balls rest in your butt crack while lying down on your back

while i was relaxing my balls were visiting the neighbor

by NUROK HOWLER October 19, 2010

visiting hours

usually used when referring to the time spent with your significant other while they're being held captive by a high authority.

"Brandy is grounded again man, im not allowed to see her now, visiting hours are closed."

by bree demarest May 20, 2007

Visiting Grandma

It is the code name for travelling a distance to engage in sexual intercourse.

You know i like Visiting Grandma like 2 or 3 times a week.

by jizz bro's September 4, 2011

Auntie's Visiting

Menstruation

"Don't want to go into the pool rn, Auntie's Visiting"

by Rosé T June 3, 2017

Visiting Jack

Code word for jacking off, or masturbating.

Greg visits Jack everyday.

Dude- Where's Bob today?

Dude 2- Hes visiting Jack.

by Mr. Flavorful March 1, 2011

visiting fireman

an important person who often gets special treatment, such as someone who is visiting to observe the workplace

A visiting fireman passed through town today.

by The Return of Light Joker October 2, 2009