by Kleptozorro October 26, 2017
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by Laughy January 3, 2005
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Vilde is a girl. But no normal girl. She is the most special girl you will ever meet. When you see her, all you want to do is to hug the shit out of her. She is the most adorable and cute girl in the entire existence, and you will forever love her.
If you haven't met a Vilde, you should probably do right now because she can change your life. You will totally fall in love with her.
She is insanely pretty, and she is DAMN GORGEOUS! If she does ever get angry, she does get really angry. You should never hurt a girl like her. Treat her with respect and a lot of love. Vilde is that girl that doesn't care about what others say about her. No one even does say anything bad about her because she is so kind.
Vilde girls mostly have blond hair. Maybe she is a big girl or a small girl. Whatever she is, she is perfect. And people around her supports her and try to do anything to make her day. She creates happiness around everyone, and her happiness goes through others emotions. She loves you, and you have to love her too. <3
If you haven't met a Vilde, you should probably do right now because she can change your life. You will totally fall in love with her.
She is insanely pretty, and she is DAMN GORGEOUS! If she does ever get angry, she does get really angry. You should never hurt a girl like her. Treat her with respect and a lot of love. Vilde is that girl that doesn't care about what others say about her. No one even does say anything bad about her because she is so kind.
Vilde girls mostly have blond hair. Maybe she is a big girl or a small girl. Whatever she is, she is perfect. And people around her supports her and try to do anything to make her day. She creates happiness around everyone, and her happiness goes through others emotions. She loves you, and you have to love her too. <3
''I love Vilde. She is so KIND!''
''Why does vilde has to be so perfect?''
''Wow, Vilde looks stunning today!''
''Damn, Vilde is fkn hot. ;)''
''Why does vilde has to be so perfect?''
''Wow, Vilde looks stunning today!''
''Damn, Vilde is fkn hot. ;)''
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Get the Vilde mug.Yiddish phrase. Literally means wild animal. Usually used when speaking about an overly rambunctious child.
by Zelda Esther July 2, 2018
Get the Vilda Chaya mug.Vildan is the ultimate ride or die. She will do anything for those she cares about. Vildan is very loyal and hugely protective of the ones she loves. Family and friends are everything to her. She is beautiful with wild hair and wide hips. Vildan is affectionate and enjoys to touch and be touched. She is sensitive but hides this side from most people. She can appear to have a rough exterior but inside Vildan is the softest of women. She’s a lady in the streets and a freak between the sheets.
Vildan is perfect
by Chinese chicken November 24, 2021
Get the Vildan mug.Vilde is a norwegian name.
Girls who has these names are mostly blond. They are not the kind of ''stupid'' blondes though.
They are extremely independent and smart girls.
Vilde can come in all types of body shapes and face, but no matter how much you try to hate someone like her, you can't.
She is straight up adorable anyways.
Girls who has these names are mostly blond. They are not the kind of ''stupid'' blondes though.
They are extremely independent and smart girls.
Vilde can come in all types of body shapes and face, but no matter how much you try to hate someone like her, you can't.
She is straight up adorable anyways.
by yourereallycute August 18, 2018
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