When a dwarf is standing giving you oral relief and you grab hold of their pretty, blonde pigtails and ride them hard. Not dissimilar to riding a vespa scooter, except with dwarf teeth clamped on your parts.
I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just on the vinegar strokes riding this vespa.
by McGoohan March 21, 2005
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(Noun) an urban occurrence wherein a collection of Vespa riding swingers cruise about town on a pleasure trip. The term was initially coined by a third party observing the unique occurrence on the eve of March 24th 2019.

(Verb) the act of partaking in a collective pleasure trip upon a caravan of Vespas.
"Let's Vespa Link to Coq et Vin for brunch, they are serving Greek, French and Roman in the matroom."
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The Best Pizza Place in Charleston SC, Hands Down. You can try and find better pizza but it's just not possible. You can find it on Daniel Island.
Jim, the pizza here sucks, let's go to Vespa Pizzeria, you know they have the best pizza around.
by Food Oracle August 20, 2011
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Hunter and protector

Aka Nobel beast

Aka guinea pig killer
There are bad peoples coming

Don't worry Vespa Gallagher is here
by Tdog81 June 3, 2017
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A Vespa boy is a young male who believes that own and riding a Vespa makes himself superior to all others. However, the Vespa boy is only fooling himself and he actually looks like a ponce.
That nigga out there lookin’ like a Vespa boy
by Scattatonix September 29, 2019
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The car that is driven on "That 70's Show"

Also, it is a courageous sex act, similar to motor boating, but with less force, just like the vespa.
Donna and Eric were going to point place, they drove the vespa9, and then Eric told Donna to lay down, and close her eyes. She opened her eyes like a deer in the headlights when she felt Eric start doing the "Vespa 9".
by Cook'ste'r March 2, 2011
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Vespa is the preferred vehicle for two gay friends that live in the magical elfDom known as topanga
Carlos drove Alexis on his Vespa
by Thetacoeatee November 25, 2021
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