veldin

The most unique person of the world

He is the most unique person of the world (veldin)

by Vehh May 29, 2020

vending machine

Something Ikebukuro is running out of.

"Dude, did you see that flying vending machine the other day!?"
"Yeah, it had to be {Shizuo Heiwajima}!"

by fuckingpeterick January 26, 2017

Rusty Vending Machine

When a guy finger fucks a girl 8 times as if he was inserting quarters in her, then he pushes on her nipples while he reaches around and sticks his fist in her ass as if he was getting his snack.

Lets go over to Audrey's house. I heard from many guys that she likes the Rusty Vending Machine.

by kljsadflasjdfkldsf September 27, 2010

vending machine

Drug dealers

play on playa

i got a fist full of vending machines (I control the drug industry)

by A pimp named slickback July 25, 2007

The Vending Machine

One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.

John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.

by The one and only Datum bitches August 7, 2010

vendingmeme

An account almost godly, creates original content, no stealing.

Yo that accounts a vendingmeme bro, doesn’t steal shit

by TheReeeMaster December 29, 2018

Velingrad

Velingrad is a village which calls itself a town and its full with ,,pomaci". And everyone is a normie there. And the only music they know is some chalga and krisko. And when they see a random person on the streets they want to fight him. Its a small village and everybody knows each other. And all bitches are the same. And as they are in relationship with someone they suddenly fall in love with someone else. People in this village are known as ,,seltaci". And people use the word „Oti“ for some reason. And there is lack of aesthetictism in velin. They use the word ,,oti" to say Why and Becouse. And the only person that was born in Velingrad and I respect is Vlado Chernozemsky because he assassinated the Serbian king somewhere in the 1930s. There are some boxing guys that are on one ,,shamar" life.

А: Hello im from Velingrad.
B: Fuck off stupid pomak.

by Nameless927181 September 21, 2020