Vegesexual

Someone who is attracted towards plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food, often in a sexual way.

Person A: Why are my radishes all sticky?

Person B: Oh sorry, I forgot to tell you I'm vegesexual.

by Radish_Rapist3 August 10, 2021

Choppin' Veggies

When a man dick slaps the vagina repeatedly and then enters the vaginal passage in a quick forward thrusting motion.

Woman: Boy, I hope this movie doesn't completely suck.

Man: So what if it does? You know we will be Choppin' Veggies halfway through anyways.

by P-God August 6, 2011

Doing the Dirty Veggies

Foreplay with unwashed produce. i.e. cucumbers, squash, gourds, pickles, etc.

guy 1: Dude Lara wanted it so bad last night, she was getting freaky in the kitchen when I was trying to make her dinner!
guy 2: Really? Like what?
guy 1: Like, doing the dirty veggies dude, she didn't even wash that shit.
guy 2: Nice!
guy 1: Yeah but afterward she smelled like Salinas.

by dirty veggie washer September 2, 2013

vegestabalise

after a feed or a hard night drinking u sit around and do absouloutly nothing just laze round known as "vegestabalising"

janhieun: hey miah do u wanna go for a run

miah: nah bro im to hung over lets just vegestabalise

by tazy August 2, 2007

smiley veggies

weed, pot, or marijuana

hey can you hook me up with some smiley veggies

by omgijustwanttopostsomthing October 17, 2011

Veggetti

(Verb) The act of sexually pleasing a woman with either oral interaction or physically satisfying them

Daaaaaaaamn son! I'd veggetti the shit outta her!!!

by A-dogg420 April 26, 2016

vegeshite

A f***n s**t 10 pound jar of vegemite

I hate vegeshite

by Jshsjbdbdjd January 6, 2020