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Varun

Varun has the biggest muscles you will ever see on an interdimensional being. Some say his cock is so large it could break an entire building if properly stimulated.

Many believe the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Varun piping one of the security guards in the reactor bathroom.
Random man - "hey you want some smoke?"
Varun - "you talking to me?"
Random man - *dies*
by jtxia February 7, 2021
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Varun

A person who has zesty qualities.
"Bro, that dude is so zesty, he's definitely a Varun"
by TheGrantWiz November 11, 2022
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Varun

1.) To stab an individual using a pencil or other writing utensil.
2.) A hilarious Indian that greatly improved the quality of life for the remainder of the population.
1.) John Doe varuned his sister because she was obsessed with geo caching.

2.) That indian kid is pretty funny and chill, but he's no Varun!

3.) Swag. Swag. Swag. Swag. Swag.
by Jesus Weenis May 29, 2011
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varun

The guy who makes the most lamest jokes. His friends pretend to laugh even if the joke was terrible
That joke was so lame.
Yeah he's probably a varun
by The google assistant boy March 3, 2022
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Varun

A person that has the title Sherlock
Bob: Hey, what title does Varun have?
John: Sherlock
by A Random Pseudonym 23 November 24, 2018
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Varun

A giant idiot but really funny
Your a Varun
by SmartestPerson101546 July 7, 2018
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Varun

Varun is a meanie who calls me a bitch

:(
Varun is very mean to me.
by #28 in 505 March 8, 2022
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