kickin' like Van Damme 

When a chick is so hot in booty-shorts, you want to watch her spread her legs between two driving big rigs.

Damn! Paula is kickin' like Van Damme right now! I wanna get up in them guts.

kickin' like Van Damme by Bigg Tiggs March 21, 2017

Jean-Claude Van Damme 

The definition of ass-kicking

That guy kicks so much ass, you'd think he was Jean-Claude Van Damme

Jean-Claude Van Damme by Rossman! May 6, 2006

Two can Van Damme 

Someone who goes on a rampage after a couple of drinks.

Dude, Pete is such a two can van damme. Did you see him after the couple we had in the pub the other night?

Two can Van Damme by Gordo aka Flash September 6, 2008

jean claude van damme 

a modifier to place emphasis on a certain observation about a person, usually oneself

"Jean Claude van DAMME, I'm good-looking!"

jean claude van damme by Joe Shizzle October 19, 2003

popped a van damme 

To pull a boner while dancing with a hot chick.

Jade - "You dance lamb good, do you want to come back to mine?"
Tom - "wha-oh, I've popped a Van Damme"
Jade - "idiot"

popped a van damme by Samthelamb February 12, 2007

kickin' like Van Damme 

Fine ass booty

That booty is Kickin' like Van DAMME!!!

kickin' like Van Damme by ChewyChewyChewbacca March 31, 2017

Jean Claude Van Damme 

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.

Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.

Person1: He didn't make any promises.

Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!

Jean Claude Van Damme by Jaspa J October 1, 2012