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Valbona-Friday

A Valbona-Friday is typically a friday where you look your absolute WORST. You are typically sleep-deprived and your make-up is messed up or your hair is sticking out to all sides.

Your teeth arent brushed and you got the stankiest breath ever. Your outfit is messed up and you are overall a big bag of rubbish.
P1: Dude, whats wrong u look trashed?!

P2: Shut up Im having a Valbona-Friday!!
by Valbonasfriend October 28, 2011
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vayonaise

Almost like regular mayonaise, but there's a catch. Payonaise is actually the product you end up with after you've used your vagina as a butter knife to spread mayonaise on your sandwich. Take the V from vagina and the ayonaise from mayonaise and what do you get? Vayonaise. You could also use this as a slang term for woman juice.
Taste like vayonaise!
by smurf ones May 20, 2012
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A hot and friendly Girl which everyone Likes
Person 1: is that Valona?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: omg Shes so hot i'd like to be her Freund
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vajona

vagina but with pizzaz
Ugh, you're like a broken vagina. You're a vajona!
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eh vabon dai

Venitian slang expression, literally translated in "well, okay then".
Used in an Ironic way when someone says something absurd or exaggerated.
"More ieri sera mi sono fatto 5 fie"
"Eh vabon dai"

"Bro yesterday night I made out with 5 chicks"
"well, okay then"
by Kermes March 28, 2022
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