up shit creek without a paddle 

struggling hopelessly, but bravely, in a very unfortunate situation

We are up shit creek without a paddle here!

up shit creek without a paddle by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018

up shit creek with no paddle 

To be in a bind with no solution

A trunk full of dank and the blue lights come , on behind you, your up shit creek with no paddle

up shit creek with no paddle by tinab November 22, 2013

pighujuioppipy up shit creek without a paddle

wat ure mama said wen i rolled off her last night

rory is an official cock merchant and enjoys the company of water melons (the little afgan)

pighujuioppipy up shit creek without a paddle by pouip December 5, 2003

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe 

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe by octopod August 25, 2004