Having a ex having memories of and ex
by monkeypoodoo11 February 8, 2023
Get the New memory unlockedmug. Making a girl climax by stimulating her solely through text messages. Bonus points if no photographs were used. 2X points if you were multitasking the entire time.
-How is being home for break?
-Eh not bad, just unlocked textallion achievement with a girl from school. Totally did it while solving a calculus problem too!
-Eh not bad, just unlocked textallion achievement with a girl from school. Totally did it while solving a calculus problem too!
by Dali91 November 24, 2011
Get the Unlocked Textallion Achievementmug. A Pop Culture-based Podcast based in Pensacola, FL, and hosted by Talon Westbrook taking a deeper dive into the lifestyle of Celebrities and Upcoming Artists.
by pensacolafla May 3, 2022
Get the The Gag Unlocked Podcastmug. A girl who is easy and slutty.Usually someone who will fuck anyone insight even if they are ass ugly.
She is usually bigger and ugly herself but guys fuck her because they are despert.
She is usually bigger and ugly herself but guys fuck her because they are despert.
Dude 1 She is a ""Swipe to Unlock" Girl"
Dude 2: She is so fat and ugly.
Dude 1: She is easy for a reason..
Dude 2: She is so fat and ugly.
Dude 1: She is easy for a reason..
by FoShure August 4, 2011
Get the "Swipe to Unlock" Girlmug. Having your girlfriend/partner ready and all dressed up to go out, then turning her on and getting her to undress again with minimal effort.
My girlfriend came to pick me up for work, I was naked. She jumped me.. "achievement unlocked: ready to go"
by Dagr84 August 20, 2012
Get the Achievement unlocked: Ready to Gomug. by Kbah March 12, 2004
Get the The Glock unlocked, the block stays hotmug. by crispycrunchybacon :9 August 29, 2024
Get the unlockablemug.