Unfair Dismyffal

To have your social networking profile banned (or smyffed) for no apparent reason other than living life.

Usually occurs when the network administrators take their rules too literally i.e.

1. Having too many friends
2. Being a member of a banned group
3. Sending too many messages
4. Not using your profile much

Can also occur when a third party asks you to shut your profile down, such as your employer when they think you are networking in work time.

DAVE: Well done John for getting smyffed.

JOHN: Thanks Dave, but that wasn't my intention. I was catching up with friends on Facebook during my lunch break, and before you know it, I'm dragged into the office and given a bollocking!

DAVE: Sorry to here that John. What occured?

JOHN: Well they forced me to close my account or lose my job.....I had to close my account of course 'cos I have a family to feed. I have a lawyer on the case though......we're taking them to court on the grounds of unfair dismyffal.

DAVE: Good luck with that....gotta go.....tell me all about it on Twitter later on!!

by Mahabarat March 16, 2010

unfair dub

when someone has an unfair advantage then continues to get the dub

them: damn we just beat u
me: u had an extra player so that was an unfair dub

by ramidash April 11, 2018

unfair martha

An unfair martha is when a guy shits on his female sex partner's chest and then tit fucks her with the shit.

"I really had to go, and she was dry anyway, so I just squatted over her and gave her an Unfair Martha."

by Patty Duke September 4, 2006

Unfair Maiden

A woman or (girl) who treats the man she is dating as if he was the female. In both the social and romantic seance.

(1) A woman (or girl) who imitates the worst behaviors of men as a way of keeping the man in her life under control.

(2) Women who act so rudely or unkind towards men that they annoy other women.

(3) A woman (or girl) who dose not communicate with her man.

June: Where's your girlfriend, I thought this was your date night?

John: - shrugs.

June: That is so unfair!

John: Shes and unfair maiden.

by NEX888 January 16, 2011

unfair trading

Unfair trading is when one company pays the suppliers less then the hard work they work for e.g how the western world are treating African traders and Asian Traders

P.S watch "Nike swoosh behind the scene" on YouTube

Give me 5 pairs of the shoes you worked hard for to make and take 50c or I will kill you . No that is unfair trading

by Gx1723 October 10, 2019

Unfair Mario

The flash game in which people rage because it is too hard.

Guy 1: WHY CANT I BEAT THE FIRST LEVEL OF UNFAIR MARIO?
Guy 2: Come on dude. Just chill.
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAA *Throws Keyboard*
Guy 2: I told you to chill! Now look what you have done!

by ¯\_㋡_/¯ March 30, 2021

Unfair Dinkum

What a drunken, "ugly American" tourist says when they are kicked out of a pub in Australia.

I didn't mean to throw up on the bar, let me go... this is like... unfair dinkum!... Mate!

by I am me, who I am April 20, 2022