unabomber

A person who refuses to use "new" technology, such as cellular phones, microwave ovens or the internet, for reasons ranging from pure laziness or technological incompetence to a form of pathological anti-technological snobbism.

Originally a man named Theodore Kaczynski who plotted to kill anyone contributing to techological advancement.

- I've waited for twenty minutes. Why didn't you call me?
- I don't have one of those portable phones.
- Dude, you're such a unabomber

unabomber by Gvprtskvini December 13, 2009

Unabomber

Unabomber (sexual) - When you are fucking your girlfriend at a sex party with a strap on in the missionary position, and as she sinks into the ecstasy of the moment she closes her eyes and stretches her arms above her head. Then when no one is looking, the short skinny guy who is wearing the hoodie all zipped up and acting all paranoid, pulls his penis out of his pants and drops his package (penis) in her hand without asking her or letting her know that it was coming.

I was banging my girlfriend at party, very much into each other and the moment when this guy gave her right hand a unabomber.

Unabomber by Arch Bagger June 17, 2022