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umi

haydens cat
thats such a cute cat hayden, i bet you love that pussy

hayden loves umi's pussy
by ballingballs November 22, 2023
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Umi

A really athletic girl, who is quite loud. But, once you get to know her she is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. She is always so pretty, bright, and funny. She is also very talented in arts, she can make the most amazing drawings, and you'll expect to find it in a art gallery. All the boys slowly fall in love with her, and if you ever meet an Umi make SURE you keep her, because if you don't it will be the worst mistake and regret you will ever make.
Porridge: Grrr, she mine grrrrr!!! >:c

All the boys: NAhh she mine muahahhahahh >:)

Porrdige: Not if have her first >:D ahhahahhhahahahah

Porrdige: *twerks to Umi to win her love*
by lil shawty katrix December 8, 2020
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umi

haydens cat
thats such a cute cat hayden, i bet you love her pussy

i love umi's pussy
by ballingballs November 22, 2023
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Umi

Umi, the woman Kim Namjoon is secretly married to with three kids.
Omg joon did it again. That's Umi.
by pornessianparapio November 23, 2021
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umie

black boy on the internet who loves fortnite porn and beats his parents

fuck you jayden
We fucking hate Umie!
- says the whole friend group
by manny monster August 5, 2024
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umi

somebody that really loves getting rowdy and absolutely adores pizza!! they’re super mega cool and fun all the time😣😣
“Woah look over there it’s umi!”
“Oh yeah, i heard they have this deep obsession for pizza or something!”
by rocksarecool_707 April 27, 2022
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