Ulcer

A hole in the stomach cause by consuming copious amounts of Cum. The only known crue is ordering milk at a place you would never even guess sold milk

Excuse me waitress at the Country Bar. I know this is going to sound weird but I downed a bunch of man juice last night and my Ulcer is going crazy. Can I get a glass of milk.

by Boby Loblaw April 16, 2008

Ulcgh

The only possible thing you can say when there's just no other words that would fit that specific situation.

"Yo I just stuck pizza crust in my grandma's butt"
"....Ulcgh."

"How bored are you?"
"I'm so bored, I just...Ulcgh.

by The Grey Wolff May 13, 2011

ulcy

Something that is funny in an odd way.

That racoon stealing the cat's food is really ulcy.

by TheMightySenate September 23, 2020

ulcon

Short for ultraconservative, people politically so conservative they don't dare show any sign of respect for a liberal or a Democrat. They generally subscribe to conspiracy theories and despise President Obama, and usually hold to other radical ideas, such as young-earth creationism, gay-bashing, or White supremacy.

Did you really expect to have a rational conversation with that ulcon? She thinks you can catch AIDS by letting gays get married!

by Chief Esteben December 3, 2010

Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track

A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.

(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.

by sir twiggles May 5, 2007

ulcercholitis

If your name is Dax Pataki on an inversion table; face turns to the color of Tabasco sauce causing the ulcer to flair up leading to the intestines to seep out of all the pores on the body.

I just went to my dermatologist holding my intestines in my hands and she asked if I was Dax Pataki with ulcercholitis.

by Daximus Patakimus June 17, 2008

ulcerator

someone who makes something ulcerous in order to antagonize; someone who draws attention to a subject or situation by incessant agitation; someone who provokes a reaction by aggravation.

He is another ulcerator ranting again about some pet peeve.

by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010