urinal humper

A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is mounted on, and depending on his pissing style he appears to be either trying on the urinal as a giant "Baby Huey" style jock strap cup, or humping an enormous porcelain goddess who's had a building built around her with only her peculiarly shaped vagina exposed...conveniently in the men’s washroom.
Urinal Humpers suffer from a combination of urinal anxiety and urinal zombie symptoms. They apparently believe they are disguising their urinal anxiety by their willingness to use a urinal, but due to their extreme urinal zombie tendencies, they haven't noticed that the majority of their fellow pissers don't walk away from the urinal with some other guys pubes on his dick, or splatters on their pants as if their schlong was blowing bubbles in a sewage treatment plant.

Hey dude, it's called a urinal, not a sperminal...it's for pissing in you freak'n urinal humper.

by Proper Pisser December 10, 2008

human urinal

A person who serves as a urinal for men by drinking their urine, saving them the trouble of traveling to a bathroom.

My human urinal drinks my piss so I don't have to get out of bed in the morning.

by cmhsub December 20, 2008

paternal urinalphobia

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.

Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.

by Shy Son November 25, 2011

Urinal Deuce

When a person Drops a steamy loaf in the urinal and an unsuspecting patron walks up unzips and is startled by the brown banana starring back at him

"Whats wrong"
"Someone left a fudge monkey in the urinal"

"That was fast"
"Someone #2ed in the #1"

"Why the H did someone drop a urinal deuce"

by MaGuFaLo March 20, 2009

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Alpha Urinal

A urinal that either one person or a collection of males tend to frequently use in opposition to the other urinals in the washroom.

The same terminology can be applied to stalls. I.E. Alpha stall.

I went to the bathroom, but somebody was using the alpha urinal, so I left.

by DashBlaster April 8, 2009

One Urinal Rule

Particularly for men, the One Urinal Rule is the act of placing your self in a public restroom where there is at least one urinal between you and the nearest other person in the room. If there are not enough urinals to do so, take an empty toilet stall.

Not necessary if there are large enough walls between the urinals.

There will be times where this rule may not be able to be applied, such as a busy restroom.

Not necessary for toilet stalls.

This helps prevent awkward restroom conversations.

James walks into the mens room only to see two urinals and one man at them,he then recalls the One Urinal Rule, James then decides to walk into a stall instead of standing next to the other man.

by Dahlriku August 5, 2008