In Canada, KFC sells a weeks worth of leftover chicken that they're not allowed to legally include in a meal. It normally consists of beaks and chicken feet and it costs 2 Canadian Dollars (a toonie). Usually it's just hobos or old people who actually buy it.
Also a term used by high school drug dealers in Canada when they sell all their cheapest weed for a toonie on tuesdays.
Also a term used by high school drug dealers in Canada when they sell all their cheapest weed for a toonie on tuesdays.
grandma: "Well why don't we go to KFC now? it's Toonie Tuesday so it'll only cost two bucks eh."
grandpa: "Great idea, and after that we can go buy some cheap weed from teenagers."
grandma: "Sweet!"
grandpa: "Great idea, and after that we can go buy some cheap weed from teenagers."
grandma: "Sweet!"
by the_canadian June 22, 2009
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When you have a customer that does not like what you are doing, and he has lots of hair all over his body, and he likes to spend at least two of your hours wasting your time. A twookie!
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The even faggier-than-a-loonie two dollar Candian coin, which is worth roughly eight cents American. No one is quite sure on the spelling, although twonie is pretty well accepted.
by El_Gordo August 25, 2004
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Dude I really wanna get the snake wet today (whines constantly about wanting sex)
Well haven't you heard about this thing called Toonie Tuesday?
What's that?
It's a day where hookers are toonies (minute, or hour, depends on the quality too)
Oh dude awesome!
Yeh! And we can get a two for one with this coupon! Tuesdays are just as awesome as Stacy's mom!
Well haven't you heard about this thing called Toonie Tuesday?
What's that?
It's a day where hookers are toonies (minute, or hour, depends on the quality too)
Oh dude awesome!
Yeh! And we can get a two for one with this coupon! Tuesdays are just as awesome as Stacy's mom!
by Toonie Tuesday's save money! October 19, 2011
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