twonk

Derogitary term from the 90s, a cross between ploker and twit.

Used on Red Dwarf regularly in between 'SMEG' and SMEGHEAD'

- Dan: I just ran over a nun, what should I do?

- Kev: Dan you are such a twonk

by jessica987 December 19, 2011

Twonk

A person that is such an idiot that he has to have his own special name.

That fucking moron killed me on Battlefield 3. He is an absolute twonk.

by BlownTyre August 12, 2013

Twonk

A middle aged straight man with facial hair. The opposite of a twink.
Like yin and yang, there is twink and twonk. Every twink has a twonk, and vice versa.

"Hey, that guy looks like a dilf."
"Nah, he's just a twonk."

by birdeeh June 3, 2021

Twonk

Somebody That Has Strange Or Idiotic Behaviour.

1: What Time You Coming Out
2: I Already Told You, You Twonkk

by Mason McEnery :) October 18, 2008

Twonk

An foolish person, used primarily in British slang.

Person 1: Dave's a total twonk innit?
Person 2: yeah mate, total twonk

by Starkias Raven-Holme August 30, 2017

Twonk

A spastic creature that has no brain

Dude: hey did you revise for the test
Dude 2: no but I got Jessica to do it for me

Dude:OMG DUDE!

Dude 2:WHAT!?!??
Dude:Jessica is a total twonk!

by ~ The twonk December 31, 2017

Twonk

Its a non swearing word for twat so you don't get in trouble with your parents.

"You're such a Twonk!"

by T66607 May 28, 2019