tawni twohands

One whose experience in skiing translates to jerking off multiple cocks at the same time.

On the bus ride home tawni twohands would always sit in the middle of the seat and jerk two cocks tremendously.

by Fishingperson1 May 28, 2021

twocansam

(v) The formal canine greeting.

I just got this new puppy and he twocansammed my poodle.

by bobdacyclops February 24, 2009

two can dan

Someone who gets drunk fast / after two cans

"We are not drinking with him, he is a two can dan"

by saw14 May 24, 2016

twoca

Car thief normaly between the ages of 13 and 20 ish but can be as young as 9 if you live in Rye Hill (Newcastle).
Car is usualy burnt out in the nearest back lane or field.

hoy!!! you little bastard twoca come back with my car!!!!!!

by baztheman September 29, 2003

twocansandstring

A website that has anonymous chatting. It is unblocked by most school servers. I waste alot of time on it.

Kid 1: I'm bored
Kid 2: go on twocansandstring.com
Kid 1: *types in url and starts chatting to random people*

by Us 4ever May 23, 2020

toocan sam

a girl named jess stevens with a big nose and nice tits.

hey look its toocan sam. caw caw

by shawno October 12, 2004

Two can Van Damme

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.

"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"

by jgf September 30, 2006