tweezer'd

(Verb) The most disappointing of all handjobs. One performed merely with two fingers (thumb and pointer) commonly as a result of abnormally small penis size and gearth.

The young regginald was unaware of his incompetence as he continued to be tweezer'd.

by YungRegginald January 31, 2016

tweezer dick

A penis so small that it can't be picked up with fingers - it requires tweezers. See also penis tweezers.

Sure, he brags about how well-hung he is, but that's just to cover up the fact that he's got a tiny little tweezer dick.

by trump's nightmare January 5, 2018

tweezerhead

Someone who thinks they are a lot cooler than they really are.

Jim thinks he's a babe magnet but what a fricking tweezerhead.

by Mr. O. April 22, 2009

tweezers

A generally metallic device used to pluck eyebrows or nosehairs. Also known as squeezers due to the fact that you squeeze them together, or a pincher.

Jessica was plucking her eyebrows with a pair of tweezers

by blackbone March 23, 2009

tweezer

the act of sticking your arm elbow deep up someone's anus.

He had been threatened that if he didnt drink his 2 bottles then an unpleasant tweezer would ensue

by breauxdel September 8, 2006

tweezerbation

masterbation for people whose penis is so small they have to use tweezers.

perry eggman is a tweezerbater.

by haywood jablomi May 13, 2005

Tweezer

A person who is later middle-aged, approching, but not yet, a geezer.

"I'm not that old yet, I'm still just a tweezer".

by Fuhggin Old Dude December 27, 2010