Dick Tweezer

A large population of Earth have a very small dick. So to jerk off a toy called the dick tweezer is used :)

Person 1: Bro, your dick is so small you use a tweezer to jerk off!
Person 2: Well, dipshit, it's called a dick tweezer and no my cock is giant!
Ninja: my cocks too small for a dick tweezer.....:((

by link-from-zelda :weary: December 12, 2022

Tweezer butt

A tight ass young girl.....

damn! did you see that tweeza butt walk by
ou guys been hookin up with any tweeza butts lately

by Dumb nug December 09, 2003

Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement

"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

Cock and Ball Tweezers

Forceps used to lift and separate the testicles from the penis after sexual intercourse, or a sweltering hot day in the sun.

Mikey, go get me the cock and ball tweezers!

by B&S Customs Inc. November 07, 2006

tweezer crack whore

When Kizzle backs that thang up and something pokes a male that is not ordinary

A tweezer crack whore straight cock blocked me when I went to poop on her.

by Brian EZ November 09, 2007

give me the tweezers

A phrase usually commented on a video from Tiktok in which there are 2 videos, one of an actual video and the other, in this case, usually some kind of ear wax removal thing using tweezers. In this video, often times they just won’t do their god damn job and it makes people angrily comment “GIVE ME THE TWEEZERS”

“Cool story bro GIVE ME THE TWEEZERS”

by Your Average Tiktok Scroller July 26, 2024

Tweezer

A person who ruins jokes

That Jake kid ruins so many jokes, he’s such a tweezer.

by WiiURules December 23, 2017