Dick Tweezer

A large population of Earth have a very small dick. So to jerk off a toy called the dick tweezer is used :)

Person 1: Bro, your dick is so small you use a tweezer to jerk off!
Person 2: Well, dipshit, it's called a dick tweezer and no my cock is giant!
Ninja: my cocks too small for a dick tweezer.....:((

by link-from-zelda :weary: December 12, 2022

Tweezer butt

A tight ass young girl.....

damn! did you see that tweeza butt walk by
ou guys been hookin up with any tweeza butts lately

by Dumb nug December 09, 2003

Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement

"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

Cock and Ball Tweezers

Forceps used to lift and separate the testicles from the penis after sexual intercourse, or a sweltering hot day in the sun.

Mikey, go get me the cock and ball tweezers!

by B&S Customs Inc. November 07, 2006

tweezer crack whore

When Kizzle backs that thang up and something pokes a male that is not ordinary

A tweezer crack whore straight cock blocked me when I went to poop on her.

by Brian EZ November 09, 2007

Tweezer Jib

The act of using one's index finger and thumb like tweezers to lift another person's nipples and then drop them. This is more painful than you would think, because of the incredible pinching strength of some people.

Guy 1- Tweezer jib!
Guy 2- Noooooo!!!
Guy 1- Ooh blood!

by |2and0mNPC June 20, 2011

Tweezer

A person who ruins jokes

That Jake kid ruins so many jokes, he’s such a tweezer.

by WiiURules December 23, 2017