A large population of Earth have a very small dick. So to jerk off a toy called the dick tweezer is used :)
Person 1: Bro, your dick is so small you use a tweezer to jerk off!
Person 2: Well, dipshit, it's called a dick tweezer and no my cock is giant!
Ninja: my cocks too small for a dick tweezer.....:((
Person 2: Well, dipshit, it's called a dick tweezer and no my cock is giant!
Ninja: my cocks too small for a dick tweezer.....:((
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"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."
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