Twuntasaurus Rex

The combination of twat + cunt + my favorite dinosaur.

Oh great, the fucking Twuntasaurus Rex showed up for work today...gonna be a long one.

by NullDotCom April 28, 2010

Twunt

A combination of Twat and Cunt; A cowardly man with no moral compass. No self confidence, no respect for himself or others. Yet he thinks women are beneath him.

The only feasible way to describe this creature is by combining these two words in attempt to describe what little a man he truly is. Twat and Cunt were just to good for this soul sucking entity.

Wow! After all these years who knew Noah was a Twunt?

Jeez Todd, I never seen a Twunt in real life.

by Tamdria Love August 28, 2019

taunton river

A river of pure shit.

My shit last night was so disgusting that I thought it was the taunton river.

by Bruno from Bad Larry December 12, 2007

Tauntaun Locater Unit

A device intended for use in emergency situations on Oregon's Mount Hood. In a whiteout, climbers will activate the Tauntaun Locater Unit to summon tauntauns from their top-secret stable at the top of the Palmer Chair Lift. They will then mount the noble steeds and ride them to safety at Gaper Headquarters (the Timberline Lodge Parking Lot). In especially dire conditions, a climber may cut a tauntaun open and burrow inside for warmth. This is a dangerous practice, however, as it may attract wampa ice creatures.

Gaper #1: "I tried to climb Mt Hood but got lost 100 feet above Timberline. I have a GPS, so I would have thought success was guaranteed."

Gaper #2: "It was very foolish of you to attempt der Mordwand without a Tauntaun Locater Unit. You should go to REI right now and get one!"

by Dan Forester December 27, 2008

The Taunton Bermuda Triangle

An urban legend focused on three pubs in the country town of Taunton, the Plough, the Alehouse and the Crown and Sceptre, where a number of boozers and chancers are said to have disappeared under mysterious circumstances. The idea of the area as uniquely prone to disappearances arose in the early 21st century, but most reputable sources dismiss the idea that there is any mystery. In recent years many Tauntonians have challenged themselves to try and safely navigate a pint in each pub.

'Oi - fancy trying to complete the Taunton Bermuda Triangle tonight? 'Fuck it, why not'

by TauntonTings February 19, 2023

Taunt

To taunt is to tease, mock, make-fun of, or insult a person or a group of people. Most famously used in the 1975 movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail, when a French Guard teases King Arthur and his knights after King Arthur asks for the French Guard to get his master, Guy de Loimbard, so he can assist King Arthur in finding the Holy Grail.

French Guard: "I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Sir Galahad: "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?"

French Guard: "No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"

by Sings24 January 4, 2011

Tauntless

Tauntless - a dumb aussie who wears a buzzlight year mask and tries to drink water while wearing a mask, also has a deep voice who proclaims him doin YourMUM

Hey, Have you heard of that bloke "Tauntless"

Yeah, Tauntless that DUD who wears buzzlightyear mask and streams daily

by YourMUM42 April 29, 2021