twatwaffle

occurs when a woman wears tight jeans without underwear and the hard seams painfully mash themselves into her undercarriage, leaving an angry red waffle-like pattern.

When Jerri first heard of what getting a twatwaffle was, things just got real for her.

by Moggraider May 16, 2008

twatwaffle

adj. a term to describe a girl at work who appears to be sweet but often settles disputes via bitchy e-mails and beleives that she is superior to her coworkers

"Dude, did you see that e-mail Candy sent out yesterday about the timesheets?"

"Yeah, that girl is such a little twatwaffle."

by Mermaidface December 28, 2008

twatwaffler

A man who tears a woman's pussy up when having sex.

Janet's vagina has never been the same after that twatwaffler got done with it.

by DJ Jew-C August 09, 2007

twatwaffle

Twatwaffle-
1.) An annoying short person (hobbit)
2.) To be a wimp ( Don't be a twatwaffle Chris)
3.) Used to call someone a homosexual ( Nice skinny jeans twatwaffle)
4.) Used for someone being a douchebag ( Dude, stop making fun of him you're being a twatwaffle)
5.) Someone who ruins something for everyone ( Messing up someone's fun)

That woman i met was being such a twatwaffle i just didnt have the heart to tell her.....

by Kyle&Chris&Alberto September 22, 2010

Twatwaffle

Someone who is extremely co-dependent and needy af. Always a clinger and whiney. #leach #clinger

No on each like her, she's a twatwaffle.

by THE REAL SHIT June 01, 2017

twatwaffles

Twatwaffles is one of the most well known group chats to the BambinoBecky community. it is full of absolute bitches who don’t stop talking. They are somehow always included in some sort of drama but that is only because they are extremely popular and live rent free in everyones heads. The girls are actually very pleasant people and aren’t as bad as people make out. if you ever come across a twatwaffle, say hello, they welcome everyone.

oh the twatwaffles are tweeting about how much becky loves them again

by beckyBUTbecky September 14, 2021

Twatwaffle

A complete douchebag whose narcissism is unparalleled. To earn the title of twatwaffle, one must post selfies whenever they eat, drink, or take a dump. Additionally they must comment on every social and political issue that is trending for that day, usually hijacking someone else's thoughts. Twatwaffles are fueled by likes and comments on facebook and will go to any lengths to get them.

Did you see that twatwaffle's selfies today? Who takes that many pictures of themselves with a corn dog?

by KoolFrood June 09, 2020