turd

A piece of poop, or poop in general. Also can be used in replacement as crap.

"Boo!"
*screams* "You scared the turd out of me!"

by The Poop Expert February 20, 2011

Turd

A poo.............. ......

OH MY GOD THAT TURD IS MASSIVE!!
HOLY CRAP THAT TURD BLOCKED THE TOILETS!
dude, that turd looks like Clinton

by Jaig November 27, 2004

Turd

The best and most offensive insult you can call anyone, in all situations

What a complete and utter turd

by Diccyc December 16, 2004

Turd

Poop.
Some one who is really annoying.

Person#1: Your a turd
Person#2: There's a turd on the ground..

by Dachshund15 November 13, 2017

Turd

synonym for george bush

bush is a turd

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

Turd

singluar form of poop. one piece of poop.

i was so bound up all i got out was a turd

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003

Turd

A piece if shit. Excrement.
2. an insult.

C'mon you turd!
Whoa, that turd clogged the toilet!!!!

by Sonic M. Hedgehog August 7, 2007