tuba

A regal instrument that is played by very beautiful, talented people.

1. The case can be used to hide dead bodies

2. A tuba can be used to hide illegal substances or as an enormous marijuana pipe

Dude, I got high while playing the tuba...

by JPhat December 22, 2005

Tuba

Tuba means beautiful, she kind/sweet, and Is a queen.

Tuba, you’re smile is so beautiful

by WallieR. May 15, 2020

tuba

the best freakin instrument in the whole band... tubas...are...GODS

i play tuba and i am the best i am a god..... all bow down to the almighty tuba!

by michael dodd January 29, 2005

tuba

a low-brass instrument, a nobler instrument than that of a trombone.

The tuba is an instrument superior to all other instruments.

by tubaplyr October 30, 2003

Tuba

The Greatest instrument known to man. In the heirarchy of life:
1. Chuck Norris.
2. Tuba Players. (The Tuba itself was invented by chuck norris.)
3. God.
4. every one else.

Common band-speak: "Man I wish i could play tuba." Tuba: "Damn straight bitch!"
Also note the tuba motto: "Bitch we're the boss!"

by tubagod300 October 19, 2008

Tuba

A turkish female name .

Tuba’s are very good at stalking, they are very generous and kind hearted. they care about their friends all the time. they will never betray you. if you have a problem or anything that has been bothering you, just go to a Tuba and she will know what to do.

My best friend is such a Tuba.

by nailpolish October 1, 2019

Tuba

The only instument that matters.
The Soul of the band.
The definition of size matters.
A huge brass chick magnet.
The instrument of the gods.

Without a Tuba you have a group of instruments, with one, you have a BAND.

Girl: So you're in Band?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: What instrument do you play?
Boy: Tuba.
Girl: Your place or mine?

by Carpere_Die_Cum_Tuba November 5, 2012