tromboner

Being sexually aroused by someone in a band uniform.

Whoa! That cute clarinet player standing on the 40 yard line gives me a tromboner!

by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010

tromboner

A trombone with its slide fully extended, resembling an erect penis.

Try playing some pedal tones with that tromboner---just be careful. Don't whack that girl in front of you with the slide.

by pentozali November 1, 2010

dusty trombone

When a woman snorts a line of coke off of the tip of a dick...

I gave the hooker a "dusty trombone" in the limo be for she blew me.

by GYNXT May 16, 2014

mississippi trombone

Sucking a fart of a dude’s asshole whilst jacking him off.

Yo, this bitch tried to give me a Mississippi Trombone, then I sharted.

by Charley’s Dad May 15, 2018

trombone

1. A low brass instrument with a slide. All other instruments may mock this wonderous creation, but deep down inside, they all wish that they could play a trombone.
2. One who plays a trombone. These people are generally the coolest people in the band and, during a pep band, are the true spirit of the band.

1. Wow, look at that shiny, beautiful trombone. It has such a cool slide. I want one.
2. "That person is so awesome. What is she?"
"She must be a trombone."

by Lini January 6, 2006

Tropical Trombone

When a girl eats out a guys butt hole and does a reach around at the same time, this is a "tropical trombone".

She got behind him and proceeded to give him a tropical trombone, thus pleasing him from both sides.

by Faloola K Cheezy May 15, 2010

Trombone Choir

a collection of angelic voices that belong to those that play the instrument trombone.

man that trombone choir brought everyone within a five mile radius to tears
I killed myself because I wasn't as awesome as the Trombone Choir

by thisgutrighthere October 30, 2011