Tristen

Tristen is a boss. He'll daddy your ass so hard you'll explode. He's an American bred beast that handles guns and owns a reclusive apocalypse farm somewhere in the country.
When he's not nailing college, he basically only plays 40k. That's it. The reason why is 'cause Josh won't invite him to his TF2 games.
He also loves cats.

Oh shit there goes Tristen! I heard he likes eating ass!
God, he's so dreamy!

by That'sOneVioletThing March 18, 2019

Dirty Tristen

A man with a huge dick, sings well, and is bit yknow weird! all in all amazing person

God Tristen is actually just a Dirty Tristen!

by lolololo cum bucjet January 20, 2021

Broker than tristen

Anyone who is specifically broker than tristen

Especially people named dontraiz

1: He’s literally broker than tristen

2: bet he’s not as broke as dontraiz tho

by Barbecue sandwhich biy February 26, 2022

tristen

a smart, popular, well-known, sexy, sweet, good with the ladies, and an all around beast of a person. is is always good to hav a tristen as a friend cuz they always hav ur back. hes the guy that makes the gurls faint as he walks by. hes is also good to hav on ur sports team cuz he excelles at sports

man i wish i wuz like that tristen over there.

wow hes amazing, he must b a tristen

im glad we hav a tristen on our team

by shikamaru111 December 22, 2008

Tristen

An overall awkward guy who looks beyond a persons sex or appearance. This individual tends to go beyond romantic criteria and will ensure his best will in his love interest. These people tend to enjoy playing video games and fault in pondering with what to do in their lives. These people typically don't like many; but when you are liked by them; it'll be a relationship you'll never forget.

All the hoes want Tristen's D.

by AsiagoNoodlez April 13, 2015

Twittention Whore

One found to be continually guilty of using Twitter (The worst thing to happen to the internet since reverse time-travelling cyber-cancer) as a means to drum up a continual interest in their dull, banal private life

Question: Can you believe Ashton Kutcher beat CNN to a million followers?

Answer: Ashton Kutcher can go die on a toilet, he's nothing but a filthy twittention whore!

by Skipjimroo January 2, 2010

Tristen

Tristen can be a girl or boy's name. Tristen's always make things better no matter now bad. Tristen's will stand up for what they belive in. A Tristen will grow up to be an amazing person with a great life ahead of them. A Trisen will normally be full of energy and can always start up a conversation.

Ya, I know a tristen! The're such a close friend of mine.

by Baily johnson March 31, 2018