Triston

The Healbot.

Darrowmere's favorite holy paladin.

Inventor of Diet Cock?

"Did you see Triston tear up that BG?"

by Suhguud March 5, 2008

Triston

Tall and awesome and really nice #ig:_Trippy_Glue_ #snapchat:tristonkline #big #big #long

Wow definitely a triston.

by Royal_SiR.TTV December 15, 2018

Triston

Triston is someone who will always be there for you. He is very loving and caring, you have a problem at 2 in the morning? He’s up and helping you through it. Triston is also very musically talented, from piano, percussion, you name it. He’s good at everything.

He’s such a good friend

Omg is his name Triston?

by Suck-my-PP July 7, 2019

Triston

A retard he's the stupidest person on Earth and he's not depressed even though people say he is. He's trys to make this girl happy as much as possible and he never succeeds no matter how hard he trys but he still loves her so much and he can't kiss to save his life and is kinda normal height oh yeah and one more reminder he's stupid

Triston=kitty kitty/little turtle cause his stupid mom

by Hrhdbendhfh April 16, 2019

Triston

Says reeee a LOT and likes space alot and eventually wants to go lightspeed

Reeeeeeeee says triston

by I am sexyally attracted to bal September 13, 2020

Triston

Tall stupid teenager that likes to fish and hangs with friends and acts hella gay but is straighter then a pencil. Possibly fat but plays hella sports and makes lots of friends even with social anxiety

Hey is that triston

by Usjdhsjjs November 21, 2021

Triston

The raddest, coolest, most
fun, cool,
rad, amazing person in the world also very cute and squishy!!! Has cool style and glasses and always matches your energy. A Triston is the best baller in da game

Friend: Who’s that terrifyingly hot guy over there?
Me: Oh, that’s Triston
Friend: You should date him

by duchess is eating rice November 22, 2021