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mongolian tree frog

When in a hot, humid, sweaty or tropical type climate, causing an unusually warm moist atmosphere in the crotchal region of a mans pants which creates a sticky suction type action of the penis and testicles to stick to one particular leg firmly like a tree frog.
Ie: My crotch was so sweaty after that motorcycle ride, I had a Mongolian tree frog to the right I had to pry off with a stick.
by P-Nut August 28, 2014
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Ur Family Tree LGBT

The absolute, downright, worst comeback in ANY type of language. All other “Ur” comebacks are mortals to this one.
Billy- “Hey peter”
Peter-“Hey billy, guess what?”
Billy-“What?”
Peter-“UR FAMILY TREE LGBT!”
*billy’s face then melts, and he is instantly not worthy of hell or heaven, he just wonders in darkness for eternity*
by ChrisJerichoFozzy March 20, 2018
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catch these hands

Term/phrase meaning to fight, or initiating an ass whoopn!
by bigdaddyham July 22, 2014
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Little Tree air freshener

1. If you see a Little Tree air freshener in someone’s car, they have done anal.
2. How to know if someone has done anal.
Example 1.
Person 1: Yeah I went on a date with some girl and she had a Little Tree air freshener on the mirror in her car...
Person 2: Yeah she does anal.

Example 2.
*Drives by a car with a Little Tree air freshener*
“Yeah they do anal.”
by Hornyantsinyourarea August 16, 2021
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monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.
"monkey tree cant pinch back!"
by Samuek August 18, 2008
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make like a tree and get out of here

Famously, one of Biff Tannen's taglines in Back to the Future movies. The other ones being "Shiiiit!" and "I hate manure!"
Young Biff: All right, I'll give it a look. Now why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?

Old Biff (hitting Young Biff upside his head): It's LEAVE, you idiot! "Make like a tree and leave!" You sound like a damn fool when you're saying it wrong!
by PancakeMonster83 May 18, 2016
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We Don't Love These Hoes

A saying frequently tossed around by young adults, meaning that while they may have sex with hoes, they are not foolish enough to fall in love with said hoes, as such is bound to lead to heartbreak sooner or later.
Guy 1: "I think I'm falling in love with La'Dayday man."
Guy 2: "Nigga you dumb as fuck, don't you know we don't love these hoes?"
by midi_visions January 1, 2012
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