Touch grass

TOUCH GRASS BECAUSE LARRY IS REAL.

ANTIS: Are you serious? Larry is not real. Go and touch grass.

by ALWAYSINMYHEART1D November 17, 2020

Touch grass

Something League of Legends players can’t do

Stop playing League and touch grass

by moistcr1tikalfan May 10, 2022

Touch grass

This saying is used on people who are spending their life doing dumb, cringe, or shitty things. It is told to get that person back to “reality” and go outside and get fresh air. It’s also a good reminder for anyone who’s retarded enough to never exercise to begin with.

It’s also one of the best coping methods for any person who’s addicted to tiktok cringe.

Damn, Dream Stans are so fucking retarded. They really need to touch grass.

by Randomshit_69 July 18, 2022

touch grass

THE MOST. MOST. POWERFUL. WORDS. it makes a discord mod go crazy, and sometimes get removed out of their existance

a person who has a discord account: *types* yo bro, mr. discord mod

discord mod:what

a person who has a discord account: touch grass

(the discord mod had nothing to say because he got removed out of his existence)

by asdwdsaw145 February 28, 2022

Touch grass

When someone gets really upset/animated about something and someone tries to get them to calm down by telling them to smoke some weed.

Dude, Carlos... Chill out man. You really need to touch grass!

by queef_burglar69 March 16, 2021

Touch grass

Touch grass

Touch grass

by antopod85 January 16, 2022

touch grass

something that genshin, lol, gacha heat kids, and etc. it's a way to mess with someone who is on the internet too much or plays one of the pepole listed

alex: hey karter, instead of cranking 90s you should crank deez nuts and touch grass
karter: WHAT THE FUCK I ALMOST BEAT NINJA

by cheesegameridk April 8, 2022